WWE Raw Results, Highlights, and Grades: January 13, 2020

WWE Champion Brock Lesnar Promo

Brock Lesnar is on Raw (haha). The Kentucky fans chant that Lesnar sucks. Paul Heyman talks in a Kentucky accent to respond that Lesnar does not suck. After threatening to leave the ring so soon, he then annoyingly blabbers about how Lesnar is going to win the Rumble.

R-Truth comes out to interrupt Heyman and Lesnar and talk about John Cena inspired him to be the greatest 24/7, 7/11, I-95 and now Lexington, Kentucky, European TV Champion. He officially enters the Royal Rumble and conveys how the bigger they are, the harder the fall. Everyone thinks R-Truth is referring to Lesnar for the Rumble but he was actually referring to Paul Heyman being in the Rumble.

Everyone laughs and R-Truth conveys how Heyman talks too much and gives away too many spoilers. Since Heyman is not in the Rumble and Lesnar is in the Rumble, R-Truth opts out of the Royal Rumble because he does not want to be Su-‘fall’ City. Heyman tells R-Truth that no one likes him, and R-Truth asks Lesnar one question: What’s up?!

Brock Lesnar lifts R-Truth up for the F-5 and orates in the mic: That’s what’s up! He picks up the 24/7 title and laughs because he knows he won’t be here every week to defend that championship (haha). The segment then closes with Lesnar walking away with his WWE Championship and his advocate, Paul Heyman.

Result: R-Truth saved Monday Night Raw

Grade: 5.0/5.0 Stars

Analysis: This would have been a great time to put a Kentucky Fried Chicken stand outside the ring. Missed opportunity. Nonetheless, Lesnar puts the ‘suck’ in success. He won the Rumble 17 years ago and could very well win it this year. But please, can someone turn Paul Heyman off? Thank God R-Truth saved this segment from being completely boring. Even Lesnar enjoyed it. Thanks to R-Truth, Lesnar wrestled and said something on the mic. God Bless the greatest 24/7 champion in WWE history. Back from commercial, it seems I jinxed R-Truth’s 24/7 championship run because Mojo Rawley dethrones R-Truth to become a 2x 24/7 Champion.