5 post-WWE dream matches for Matt Hardy

HOUSTON, TEXAS - SEPTEMBER 18: Houston Astros mascot Orbit challenges WWE Superstar Matt Hardy to a ladder match at Minute Maid Park on September 18, 2019 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)
HOUSTON, TEXAS - SEPTEMBER 18: Houston Astros mascot Orbit challenges WWE Superstar Matt Hardy to a ladder match at Minute Maid Park on September 18, 2019 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images) /
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3. Joey Ryan

Joey Ryan is one of the most viral wrestlers of the last decade. He knows what his fans like and what they want to see. He delivers every time. All of these things can be said for Matt Hardy too. They are both extremely tuned in to what their fans want and expect from them.

“The King of Dong Style” is not a one trick pony. Like many other comedic wrestlers, Ryan can actually go. Ryan matches are energetic and fun. He encourages fan participation. Broken Matt would have a lot of fun with Ryan. The two would play off of one another very well and amp things up in the ring.

Although Ryan isn’t a one trick pony, it’s likely that fans wants to see Broken Matt get dick-flipped. On the other hand, Hardy’s vessel may be too powerful to succumb to such a powerful force. Hardy could have something up his own sleeve that makes Ryan beg for mercy.

Hardy and Ryan have never faced off before. It seems inevitable that the two face each other, whether it happens in IMPACT wrestling or at Ryan’s own Bar Wrestling. A lollipop is going in someone’s mouth and they’ll like it.