Impact Wrestling Results: Josh Alexander C4 Spikes on Moose through a table

Today is the final show before the Rebellion PPV. Moose will issue an apology to Josh Alexander for attacking his family.

The match opens with…

Violent By Design (Deaner and Eric Young) vs. Decay (Black Taurus and Crazzy Steve)

The match starts with Black Taurus punishing Deaner. EY jumps in to deliver some brutal forearms. The audience chants for Crazzy Steve. Black Taurus seems injured after Joe Doerring death valley drives him from outside. Crazzy Steve hits a TORNADO PEDIGREE on Deaner, but he is unable to capitalize as Eric Young hits Steve with his flag and gets the heel win.

Winner: Violent By Design

Review: 2.5/5 A simple match with simple heel tactics.

Recap of the feud between Moose and Josh Alexander.

A promo for Under Siege (May’s PPV) shows the Briscoes in the clip. Is that a spoiler?

During the break, Tasha Steelz attacks Rosemary as she is checking on an injured Black Taurus

The Major Players (Brian Myers, Matt Cardona, and Chelsea Green) cut a promo in the ring. They are the new hot heel team. You can basically call them Honor Even Less. Matt Cardona and Brian Myers gloat over how awesome their team is.

Tony Mamaluke and Guido Maritano (The Full Blooded Italians) come out and tell The Major Players that they are a bunch of sissies. The crowd chants major sissies and Matt Cardona and Chelsea get hurt by those chants.

Guido Maritano vs. Matt Cardona  for the Digital Rights Championship

Guido still has some sweet pin attempts and wrestling takedowns. He hits the Sicilian Slice and goes for The Kiss of Death, but Brian Myers interferes and Cardona hits the Radio Silence.

Winner: Matt Cardona

Review: 2.5/5 Guido looked great in that match. The Impact Players…I mean Major Players pulled vanilla heel tactics to get the win.

Brian Myers starts attacking Mamaluke. Matt Cardona sets up a table in the corner planning to send Guido through it. WT Morrisey comes out to make the save. He is able to get Brian Myers in a power bomb, but Chelsea Green low blows him. Jordyn Grace comes out and knocks out Matt Cardona. WT Morrisey ends up choke slamming Matt through the table.

Honor No More cuts a promo. Eddie says that Gresham needs to be taught a lesson about living in an honorless world. Matt Taven and Mike Bennett promise to win the tag titles.

Jonah cuts a promo explaining how he destroyed PCO. Ishii will get the same treatment.

Moose asks Scott D’Amore why he has to apologize to Josh Alexander. Scott says he would rather fire him, but he can’t wait to see Moose humiliate himself. Moose asks for security to be around the ring.

Honor No More (Matt Taven, Kenny King, Mike Bennett, and Vincent) vs. Bullet Club (Chris Bey, Jay White, Luke Gallows, Carl Anderson)

Lots of quick tags between the groups. The Good Brothers manhandle Vincent and Taven. Kenny King and Chris Bey exchange quick spin kicks in a good standoff. Jay White gets tagged in and hits some vicious DDTs. Chris Bey hits his patented suicide dive on all of Honor No More. Meanwhile, the Good Brothers hit the Magic Killer on Mike for the three count.

Winner: Bullet Club

Review: 3/5 A lot of quick action. Kenny King, Chris Bey, and Jay White were the bright spots of the match.

Steve Maclin cuts a promo saying that Chris Sabin’s lack of honesty is why he attacked him in the ring.

The Iinspiration brags about…being the Iinspiration

Taya Valkyrie says she is going to get the AAA Reina De Reina titles back.

Mike Bailey and Ace Austin vs. Laredo Kid and Trey Miguel

Let’s look at the facts:
This match got the crowd the most excited
Mike Bailey is a contender for the greatest match of the year
The spots are lightning quick

WHY ISN’T IMPACT JUST A COMPANY ABOUT THE X DIVISION?

Mike Bailey is so smooth and fast. Trey Miguel has a ton of style. Ace Austin and Laredo Kid looked great as well. After several suicide dives, moonsaults, and amazing spin kicks Trey Miguel turns Ace Austin’s charge into a pin takedown for the win.

Winner: Trey Miguel

Review: 3.75/5 A fast match with great spots.

Ace Austin attacks Trey Miguel after the match. He invites Mike to attack Trey, but Mike hits Austin with an amazing head kick.

Some dramatic music plays as Vincent takes jumper cables to a back garage. He puts the jumper cables on PCO and starts them up. PCO comes alive. Weird and fun!

Moose’s apology to Josh Alexander

Their are security officers at the entrance. Moose comes out with his lawyer Evans. Evans starts to apologize, but Moose stops him. Moose says he is sorry……that Josh Alexander is such a loser. He is also sorry that he is not a good dad or a husband. Moose says Josh Alexander will beg him to show his wife and child who a real man is.

Josh Alexander comes out and starts attacking the security team. One of the security team members over sells (times 1000). Scott D’Amore tries to stop Josh Alexander, but then lets him get in the ring.

Fisticuffs ensue as both wrestlers get into a punch war. The punch war goes to the edge of the ring where Josh Alexander C4 Spikes Moose off the ring through a table.

Show closes.