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Pat McAfee vs. Happy Corbin [Grudge Match]

Happy Corbin will defeat Pat McAfee because he is a professional wrestler who should not lose in a singles match to a commentator who won’t wrestle in the ring the next night. While McAfee won his match at Mania, Corbin has been building up his character quite gradually in the past few months and has not won on PPV in 2022. Since the blandness of his character is deceptively brilliant, he needs this victory to redeem himself from his plethora of losses to Madcap Moss and gain sufficient momentum that will showcase his superiority in the depleted mid-card vortex.

Prediction: Happy Corbin

Logan Paul vs. The Miz [Grudge Match]

Logan Paul will defeat The Miz because he needs his revenge from The Miz’s post-match attack at WrestleMania after they defeated the Mysterios. Also, he just signed a contract with WWE, so he will obviously win his first match as an official WWE employee (or independent contractor, if there’s even a difference within the confines of WWE nowadays). Paul did an ‘awesome’ job in his tag match with The Miz at Mania, so it will be interesting to see what he can do against The Miz in singles competition at SummerSlam. It will either be a ‘must-see’ or a glorified snooze-fest.

Prediction: Logan Paul