WWE: 10 New Names for Team PCB
Idea #9 – Orange And The New Black… & Blonde
It’s all about the hair, isn’t it ladies? Together Paige, Charlotte and Becky span half of the color spectrum you learned about in middle school so why not base their name on that?
Throw in the reference to an Emmy-nominated dramedy about an all-women’s prison and perhaps we subliminally brought back the Submission Sorority.
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This name has more of that pop culture crossover that WWE loves as Chris Jericho broke out an OITNB reference on Stephanie McMahon in 2014.
If nothing else, “Orange is the new black” can be the closing line of a Becky Lynch promo when she aims to win the Divas Title from Naomi or Sasha Banks.
Idea #10 – Millenial Magic
If you tuned into the Stone Cold Podcast with Vince McMahon, the Chairman doesn’t have the highest opinion of millenials. These three women could triple-handedly change the negative perception of millenials by exhibiting hard work, dedication, and team unity.
However, what may be more entertaining is if the ladies turned heel and embraced the millenial stigma and all the entitlement that comes with it. Charlotte could brag about how being Ric Flair’s daughter helped her cut corners to get to the top. Paige could preach about how her wrestling family connections got her a WWE tryout and connections are the only way to get ahead in life. Finally, Becky Lynch could intentionally start wrestling dreadfully, claiming it’s not about the wrestling, it’s about how pretty you look in leather tights. In other words, she could embrace her inner Eva Marie.
Denouement
These suggestions come from a variety of angles, but perhaps with the right name change, Team PCB could drop a nuke on the Divas Division.
Did you have a favorite PCB idea? Have your own suggestion? Let us know in the comments!
Evan Wecksell is a touring comedian who has appeared on VH1, Syfy and WWE.com. Follow him @evanwecksell and like his WWE-sanctioned child Beckett Sage.
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