WWE: Who Will Curt Hawkins Beat to End His Losing Streak?

4.) Wrestlers Who Won’t Eat a Pin to Curt Hawkins

Let’s just go out on a limb and assume a guy who hasn’t won in years isn’t going to beat a guy who rarely loses. A.J. Styles, Daniel Bryan, HHH, Kurt Angle, John Cena, Undertaker, Orton, Brock Lesnar, and the Big Show are all out. Styles and Bryan are two of the biggest stars in the company, while the other seven just wouldn’t plausibly eat a pinfall to Hawkins at this point in their careers.

Alternative Reality: Curt Hawkins pins The Undertaker

When I tried to write the sentence above, my computer suggested, “Are you sure?”

But, in this reality, Hawkins claims there is only one man who he can end his streak against, and that’s against the man who once saw their own historic streak come to an end. Seven years from now, Curt Hawkins has seen his streak increase to over 800 straight losses. He gets desperate and calls out 60-year-old Undertaker who has been retired for five years. The Deadman rises for one last ride, but a sneak attack from Hawkins earns him the most important win of his career.

42 superstars remain

5.) The Crowd Would Cheer For These Superstars Instead of Hawkins

A losing streak of this kind deserves a happy ending. Hawkins isn’t loved by the audience, but in the right situation, the crowd would get behind this underdog as he looks for the important next win. You can’t have Hawkins in there against The New Day because no one would care about Hawkins. They would care about pancakes.

Unfortunately here, we’re saying goodbye to a lot of fan favorites. Say goodbye to Adam Cole, Aleister Black, Gargano, Ricochet, Big E, Kofi, Woods, Dillinger, Sheamus & Cesaro, Jeff Hardy, Rusev, English, Roode, Lashley, Gable, Jericho, Ambrose, Fashion Police, Balor and Rollins.

Alternative Reality: Curt Hawkins takes down Y2J at WrestleMania

Chris Jericho continues to surprise wrestling fans around the world as he pops up when you least expect him. Jericho’s name is etched in history everywhere you look, so maybe there’s another spot for his name as the guy who was the first to lose to Curt Hawkins in years.

Remaining Superstars: EC3, Ciampa, Velveteen, Almas, Orton, Nakamura, Miz, Corbin, Braun, Bray, Ziggler, McIntyre, Elias, Jordan, Mahal, Rawley, Reigns, Zayn, Ryder, Owens, Samoa Joe