WWE SmackDown Results, Highlights, And Grades For November 20, 2018
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The New Day vs. The Bar and The Big Show
Xavier Woods got a “6-1” in there before The New Day’s promo began (and another one later), and they gotta get some respect for being the “1” in the “6-1”. Big E was thankful for the “big, juicy, succulent breasts” they were blessed with…and he was talking about turkey breasts, of course!
It was truly a sight to behold when Big E started caressing and licking the turkey. I don’t think that was PG, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like it.
Cesaro was not impressed with The New Day’s Thanksgiving feast, blaming the trio for this “stupid idea”. Kofi Kingston reminds The Bar that they didn’t even win their Survivor Series match, as the crowd serenaded Sheamus and Cesaro with “6-1” chants. Sheamus asked The New Day if they were “taking the piss”, taking a shot at Drake Maverick before explicitly pinning the loss on Maverick’s urine.
Xavier starts the match by trying to take the fight to Show, who flattens Woods into a pancake before tearing his costume off. Show then began to chop Woods down like a cherry tree before tagging in Cesaro, who sent the UpUpDownDown host reeling with a massive uppercut.
Woods had no chance against Sheamus and Cesaro, who were both wearing him down, tagging in and out frequently to isolate him from Kingston and E.
When Kofi tagged in, he was on fire, flying around the ring and dominating Sheamus…all with a pilgrim costume on. He nearly picked up a win, too, but Cesaro broke up the pinfall after a crossbody. E nearly speared Show into the table, but it did end up working out for him, as he nudged the top rope with his foot to finally send Show spiraling into the Thanksgiving feast. Of course, Big E paid for it dearly, as Sheamus nailed him with a Brogue Kick.
Sheamus then picked up a turkey, but he couldn’t quite smash it into Kofi’s face. Kofi ended up hitting Sheamus in the face with a turkey, jumping off the top rope to the outside to smash Sheamus through the table.
And if you thought that was good, wait until you see Big E stick his hand up a turkey, wind up, and hit Sheamus in the head with it to win the match.
After the match, a full-blown food fight broke out among the members of The Bar and The New Day, which New Day won in ridiculous fashion.
Rating: Excellent. Happy Thanksgiving. I’m here for this nonsense, and I don’t care who knows. God, The New Day are just the best…but I have to give credit to The Bar for taking all those ridiculous moves.