Impact Wrestling: Results, Review, and Grades for November 29th

Fallah Bah and KM are distraught about the fact that they haven’t been successful enough to win the affections and support of Scarlett Bordeaux, so they do what every other down-on-their-luck person in Las Vegas would do – they gamble.

My heart aches, and Fallah and KM sob on the ground about losing everything they have, and out of nowhere, in her signature fashion, Scarlett appears out of nowhere to rub in the fact that Fallah and KM were on top of the world, but now… not so much.

Meanwhile, Brandon Tolle, the referee Tessa Blanchard hit a few weeks ago to DQ her match with Taya Valkyire, has the audacity to step to my  Knockout’s Champion and tell her that she had no right to put her hands on him and that she’d do well to respect him authority. Tessa facetiously agrees before leaving the locker room. The nerve, right?

Backstage, Tommy Dreamer promos on Eli Drake, and here we go again with the millennial bashing. Tommy says Drake is nothing but a failed actor, and he has no idea how to work for the fame and influence he so desperately wants.

Ray Lyn vs. Taya Valkyrie

Pittsburgh-based wrestler Ray Lyn is back to take on Taya Valkyrie after she lost to Su Yung a few weeks ago. Su and Taya as your first two matches, huh? Gee, Impact, thanks!

Taya and Ray have a shimmy-off in the middle of the ring before Taya throws Ray into the corner. Ray counters with a big knee, and Taya fights back with a missile dropkick.

Taya looks for the Road to Valhalla, but Ray powers out. Taya locks Ray into a leg lock, and she slams Ray into the ring with a huge stomp.

Taya finishes Ray off with a new submission finisher, and Taya comes out looking strong looking forward to Homecoming.

Not to be outdone, out comes My Knockouts Champion Tessa Blanchard, and she attacks Taya in the ring before turning on Brandon Tolle. She gets Tolle in such a strong choke that Tolle turns all different colors.

Out comes Gail Kim to break it up! Taya then launches at Tess, knocking her out of the ring, and Taya and freaking Gail Kim stand strong in the ring.

Grade: Gail. Freaking. Kim. Came after. Tessa. Blanchard. My grade is – is this a dream?