Tonight’s Rampage came to us from Houston, Texas with a jam-packed hour.
Dustin Rhodes vs. Lance Archer w/Dan Lambert
Archer was carrying one of Rhodes’ students down the ramp when Rhodes attacked him from behind. Rhodes went after Lambert, but Archer stopped him. Once inside the ring, Archer took Rhodes down and then removed the top turnbuckle, a flashback to their last match. Archer hit Rhodes with a right hand over the second rope. Rhodes clotheslined Archer over the top rope.
He went for a cannonball senton, but Archer moved just in time. Archer continued to beat Rhodes up on the outside. Inside the ring, the two exchanged blows, with Archer sending his opponent to the mat. Rhodes had a bloody ear. Archer splashed Rhodes from the corner. He then raked his eyes.
In picture-in-picture, Rhodes started to get in some offense.
Rhodes had the upperhand, but Archer hit him with a big boot before biting “The Natural’s” fingers. Rhodes strikes back with right hands and tried to clothesline him twice. Rhodes followed with a boot to the mid-section. Archer hit Rhodes with a power slam. Rhodes got in some chops and right hands, followed by an elbow to the top of the head. Rhodes then hit a front bulldog. Rhodes hit the CrossRhodes, but Archer kicked out.
Archer slammed Rhodes from a Full Nelson. Then, he chokeslammed his oppoenent. Archer set Rhodes up for the Blackout, but Rhodes collapsed. Rhodes shoved Archer into the exposed turnbuckle. Rhodes pinned Archer.
What a win for #TheNatural @DustinRhodes! Crafty strategy by the veteran to snatch the victory over the #MurderhawkMonster! #AEWRampage is on TNT right now! pic.twitter.com/bkWVpr3QTj
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
Afterwards, Archer slammed Rhodes’s face into the steel steps several times. Rhodes stumbled while trying to stand and Archer slammed him into the barricade with a knee and stomped him. Rhodes’s students try to save him, but Archer beat them all up. Archer chokeslammed Rhodes through a table.
.@LanceHoyt takes out his frustations on a bloodied @DustinRhodes! AEWRampage is on TNT right now! pic.twitter.com/FqGvRWAsQT
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
Dustin Rhodes wins via pinfall
After two heartbreaking losses against @AdamColePro & FTW Champ @starkmanjones, it’s back to the drawing board for @TheLethalJay.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
Tune in NOW to #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/BQ1hrUv9DA
After the break, we got a promo from Fuego, before he got beat down again.
#HouseOfBlack have responded to @FuegoDelSol's emotional speech with @Brodyxking dumping Fuego on his head! Watch #AEWRampage on TNT right now! pic.twitter.com/PaN7xct84O
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
That segment was followed by a promo from the TNT Champion, Scorpio Sky.
TNT Champion @ScorpioSky isn’t going to make it easy for future challengers wanting a Title shot declaring the open door… is now closed.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
Tune in NOW to #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/7G42dyztf5
Alan “V” Angels and 10 vs. reDRagon
No entrances for anyone. O’Reilly and Angels start off with a lockup. Fish quickly tagged in and Angels was isolated in the corner. reDRagon worked in tandem, but Angels got to 10. 10 had wrist control and showed off his strength. He shoulder-tackled Fish while maintaining wrist control.
#DarkOrder’s @pres10vance taking out #reDRagon with a double shoulder tackle here on #AEWRampage! Watch @tntdrama right now! pic.twitter.com/wVAD7Qr7Qj
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
In picture-in-picture, 10 kept control and fought off both members off reDRagon on the outside. Once in the ring, Fish and O’Reilly took turns working on 10. They spent most of the break in control, while Angels looked on from his corner.
After the break, reDRagon continued their momentum. Angels tagged in and hit reDRagon with a diving crossbody. Angels hit a leg lariat on O’Reilly. Angels followed with German Suplex. Guillotine by O’Reilly. Angels hit a spinebuster on Fish. reDRagon hit Chasing the Dragon for the win.
#DarkOrder's @alan_v_angels relentless on the attack! #AEWRampage is on TNT right now! pic.twitter.com/rUZ0tZXAMq
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
Jurassic Express chased off reDRagon. While they were distracted, Adam Cole took the tag titles and gave them his buddies.
After #reDRagon's victory, @adamcolepro stakes claim on the #AEW World Tag Team Championship belts here on @tntdrama! Tune in to #AEWRampage on TNT right now! pic.twitter.com/L9uJzNH4xl
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
reDRagon wins via pinfall
.@NylaRoseBeast has the #AEW Women’s World Championship in her sights and is on a path of destruction to reclaim it from new Champ @thunderrosa22.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
Tune in NOW to #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/AaQXq4tuJk
Nyla Rose vs. Madi Wrenkowski
Nyla immediately slammed Wrenkowski. She continued her assault and hit her with a Beast Bomb. This match lasted 36 seconds.
Pure domination by @NylaRoseBeast and a direct message sent to #AEW Women's World Champion @thunderrosa22! Don’t miss a second of #AEWRampage on @tntdrama right now! pic.twitter.com/pT1cumyNmI
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
Nyla Rose wins via pinfall
QT Certificate of Accomplishment Ceremony for HOOK
QT Marshall is joined by Aaron Solo in the ring. HOOK is sent. Solo shot off a confetti stick before Marshall held up the frame. HOOK sent Solo headfirst into the frame.
The first recipient of the @QTMarshall Certificate of Accomplishment - @730Hook! Watch #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/S7R3sQTzUn
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
As HOOK swaggered up the ramp, Danhausen appeared. He tried to curse HOOK, but the “Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil” was unfazed.
What kind of powers does #HOOK have?! He just walked right past the VERY EVIL @DanhausenAD! #AEWRampage is on TNT right now! pic.twitter.com/srR88SYIDu
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
Ricky Starks (c) w/Hobbs vs. Swerve Strickland
The two stare each other down from across the ring before locking up. Starks uses amateur wrestling skills to take Swerve down. He transitioned to the front chancery and an arm drag. The pair locked up again before Swerve got him to the ropes. They leapfrogged one another. Swerve took him down with a dropkick and posed like Starks. The pair are evenly matched. They exchanged chops, but Starks shoved Swerve into the middle turnbuckle.
And @swerveconfident responds with a beautiful attack sequence of his own! #FTW Championship on the line here at #AEWRampage on TNT right now! pic.twitter.com/uGPYh4ejAO
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
During picture-in-picture, Starks slammed Swerve and then ran the ropes before doing a backdrop. The two lock up and Swerve tossed Starks into the corner. Swerve took him down with knee strikes. Starks escaped to the outside, but Swerve brought him up to the apron where they exchanged kicks. Starks hit a Russian Leg Sweep. They each take turns trying to maintain the upper hand.
After the break, Starks hit a DDT. Starks locked Swerve into an abdominal stretch. Swerve gets out of it and rammed Starks into the corner. Swerve picked up the offense with a knee strike and clothesline. Swerve hit him with an uppercut to the back of the head from the middle rope. Swerve with a leaping flatliner. Starks and Swerve exchange reversals.
Swerve fights out of the Roshambo. Swerve pump kick from the apron and then did a running shooting star press. Swerve flattened Starks with a double stomp. Swerve put Starks in a Half Nelson, but he rolled through. Starks went for a tope, but Swerve hit him in the face. Hobbs hit Swerve. Starks hits the Roshambo for the win.
Running shooting star press off the apron by @swerveconfident!!!
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022
Watch #AEWRampage on @tntdrama right now! pic.twitter.com/mXQt7wWJgI
Starks had friends on commentary with a large banner sign who came down the ramp. Keith Lee ran through it and his friends. On last week’s Rampage, Starks and Hobbs tried to rain on Lee’s parade, so he returned the favor. He went to the ring and head-butted Starks. Hobbs and Starks and Swerve and Starks threw down. Multiple referees had to break them up.
#Limitless @RealKeithLee ruins @starkmanjones' victory celebrations here at #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/ciOGnKP4jj
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 26, 2022