WWE Raw: Results, Highlights, Analysis, and Grades for April 16

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Tyler Breeze & Fandango vs. Cesaro & Sheamus

Result: Tyler Breeze & Fandango defeated Cesaro & Sheamus via pinfall

Rating: 2.25 out of 5 stars

Following the backstage encounter earlier in the night, Breezango had their first official Raw contest against The Bar. Not gonna lie, these are four of my favorite current WWE superstars, for wildly different reasons, and this is like a dream match. Just the idea of Breeze and Dango doing weird stuff until Cesaro uppercutted one of them, likely Breeze, into orbit made me giddy.

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Then, of course, Breezango did a bunch of weird stuff, and Cesaro uppercutted Breeze into orbit. So less than three minutes in, and I had already gotten everything I wanted out of this match. Kudos to all involved!

And you know what? It wasn’t a match of the year, or match of the night, or probably even a match of the hour, but it was damn fun. The action was actually crisp and clean, nice and tight. Good teamwork from The Bar, but they got outsmarted by the Fashion Po Po.

That’s right, Tyler Breeze pinned Cesaro on WWE Raw. It’s a great night.

Elias Gives a Private Concert

The greatest singer-songwriter in WWE history refuses to perform anything less than a huge show, and Hartford ain’t it. But after disparaging Bobby Lashley (not a smart thing to do), Elias offers Renee Young a private concert. Hey, keep it PG, buddy!

Renee, though, is a killjoy, and claims to “not have the broadcast time” for a concert. Pssh, if you have a great musician willing to perform for you, you find time for it.