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Curtis Axel is a Man For No Seasons
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If we were to put terrible segments on a sliding scale from “so bad it’s good” to “Lashley Sisters”, this one is the complete opposite end of “Bayley: This is Your Life.” It’s been a long time since I laughed so hard I spit all over my computer screen, but that streak is over.
Let’s take a look at all the things that we had in this segment:
- Rhyno’s gluttony once again acknowledged (some spray cheese would have been nice here, but a tray of bologna sandwiches will do just fine)
- BOTATO CHIPS AND BOTATO SALAD
- Curtis Axel not knowing who the Raw Tag Team Champions are
- Titus O’Neil and Apollo Crews listing the things that should be at a cookout
- NONE OF THIS FOOD IS SEASONED
I can’t talk about the brats they had, because they looked like the wurst.
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1001291404990009344
Right up until the food fight, I was all for this, but as the terrible beans and potatao salad went everywhere, all I could think of was “If I was in the gauntlet match, I’d be really mad because the ring is going to be disgusting.”
All @Rhyno313 wanted to do was keep enjoying the feast, @TheBoDallas & @RealCurtisAxel! #RAW #TheBTeam pic.twitter.com/n7F5vbxyB7
— WWE (@WWE) May 29, 2018
And speaking of the gauntlet match, are we really giving the seven women less than a half hour? The men had a gauntlet match back in February that ate up two hours of the show! But back then, we didn’t need to put Rhyno through a table.
Sounds like we're going to have ourselves a Tag Team #BattleRoyal NEXT WEEK on #RAW, with the winners challenging @MATTHARDYBRAND & @WWEBrayWyatt for the #RAW #TagTeamTitles...and #TheBTeam can't wait! pic.twitter.com/VmHADW7yV6
— WWE (@WWE) May 29, 2018
After the commercial break, the B-Team complains to Kurt Angle, who makes a Tag Team Battle Royal for next week to determine challengers for the Raw Tag Team Titles. Curtis Axel is so happy he hugs Angle, because messy hugs are the best, I guess.