WWE SmackDown: 3 possible announcements Daniel Bryan could make

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Daniel Bryan 2020

What? Yeah. How else can you aim higher to save the planet than become the President of the United States. Everyone will answer to him, including Vince McMahon.

The Paris Agreement? How about doubling it?

Getting the US solely dependent on Green Energy with legislation like the Green New Deal? Bryan will double the efforts while shortening the time to get it done.

But wouldn’t people get in his way? Senators, Representatives, Governors, the voters? No! No! No! President Bryan will apply the LeBell Lock to all them. Congressional Gridlock will be replaced by submission to the El Presidente himself.

We will all be screaming YES! YES! YES! when we have off on the newest national holidays: Earth Day and Arbor Day.

Would you vote for Bryan? Who would his VP and Cabinet be?

He becomes Captain Planet

I mean, what can be more powerful than being President? How about becoming a god?

He is destined to be the savior of the planet; the planet chose him. He must fulfill his destiny of becoming Captain Planet.

I hear what you are saying: Bassam, are you suggesting that Daniel Bryan just become a super powered being?

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Well, WWE has had superheroes before, like The Hurricane (What’s up with that?). Plus, we have seen our fair share of supernatural beings, like The Undertaker or the old Bray Wyatt. Is it really that much of a stretch if Daniel Bryan becomes an all-mighty god protecting the Earth.

If you want to double down on him being Captain Planet, you can make a stable with different wrestlers being his Planeteers. Rowan would probably be … I don’t know, Fire? Drake Maverick could probably be Heart.