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Predicting WWE’s Next Four Suspensions

By Evan Wecksell

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You know we couldn’t stop with only four. So here the summaries of some other potential suspensions.

Superstars: Eva Marie
Violation: Being Eva Marie
Length of Punishment: During NXT special, there will be a split-screen of Eva Marie practicing kick-outs for two-hours.

Superstars: Rhyno
Violation: Overflowing more than half of the toilets in the Performance Center.
Length of Punishment: As long as it takes him to clean said toilets.

Superstars: Braun Strowman
Violation: Collecting residuals for Donald Gibb’s work in Revenge of the Nerds, Bloodsport and all those Capital One commercials without telling WWE.
Length of Punishment: Watching all Nerds movies back to back, including Nerds in Love (Booger’s wedding)

Superstars: Los Matadores
Violation: Workplace violence towards El Torito (for the sake of the storyline)
Length of Punishment: An evening shift waiting tables at the Mexican restaurant El Torito

Superstars: Charlotte (& Ric Flair)
Violation: Excessive crying… leading to people slipping on their tears.
Length of Punishment: Repeated viewings of Titanic, The Notebook and Marley & Me until they run out of tears. 

What was your favorite ridiculous suspension? Or have any recommendations? Reply in the comments!

Evan Wecksell has appeared on Conan, VH1 and WWE.com. Follow him on Twitter and like his WWE-sanctioned child Beckett Sage. He also borderline-cried during Real Steel, Picture Perfect 2 and McFarland, USA.

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